100 great fundamentalist quotes

I'm a liberal, non-devout Mormon. Apparently, in the views of fundamentalists, that means I'm a paradox.

How else do you explain all these fundamentalist quotes that indicate no irony in saying that Christians who don't help arrest faggots (their words, not mine) aren't Christians?

This is simultaneously horrific and hilarious. There's too many to put here, so I'll put up some favorites:

Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs).

There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least.

You got it backwards. Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence. Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie.

several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.

I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.

Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic.

You are confusing TECHNOLOGY with SCIENCE. Technology and science are often lumped together, but are totally separate and unrelated things.

[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive] god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.

A woman for president is a bad idea. Hillary for president is even worse. Do you think America never had a woman for president by coincidence? [You can transfer that logic to black people, seeing as there's been no black presidents - Anyway it's incredibly insensitive, stupid and unbased.] As stupid as you think it sounds I totally agree. Blacks should not ever be in positions of power. They should be suppressed back in to slavery.

Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.

According to evolutionists, it's a fact that aliens ruled the planet before the dinosaurs because that can't be disproven.

In my opinion, if an animal in the wild like a swan is caught being gay it should be shot on sight, disinfected, and used to feed the poor.

The bottom line is that Terri's husband wanted her dead. He and his cronies did everything in their power to kill Terri. They succeeded. God help us. The next Hitler is coming.

All any terrorist has to do is drop large quantities of plutonium from airplanes onto American soil and it will render electricity completely useless.

Satan loves homosexuals.. And will usually set them up with good careers in something Satan is in control of i.e.. Entertainment.. any form of the Media.. Satan wants them to grow.. The more homosexuals there are the more souls Satan gets to join in a Furnace of Fire..

If you mean that men have ever been animals you are 100 percent wrong. No evidence under the sun can prove that I was ever my pet cat. ET can happen within a species but not between species.

Of-course religious people do bad things sometimes. But at least their religion forces them to acknowledge within themselves the evil they do. Atheists have no such guidance. They are just like psychopaths! Cold, mechanical, soul-dead!

Convinced atheists adhere to no concepts of good and bad, but make them up as they go along. To me, they're no different from machines! A bit like the gun which is capable of cold, mindless, killing - devoid of all consciousness of responsibility.

Bush is the the antichrist. America is Mystery Babylon the great. 911 was an inside job carried out by the fourth reich, used to start world war three, under the guise of, Bushes never ending war OF terror. Satan set up current day Apostate Israel. God is about to destroy it. 70 ad was just a picnic compared to what God is about to do to them via his seven Angels.

But the greatest of them all:

You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.

And one from a fellow liberal Mormon:

Never mind believing in God. After reading these, I wonder how God can believe in us.